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The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun
Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed
Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is
¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.
Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it
Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.
Capry is the most honorable friend to have, she can make you smile any time of the day(especially when you’re down). She is organized and super responsible. She is funny and a good friend. She is the person in your friend group that is going places. And is gorgeous on top of being smart. Capry probably wore braces because of her busted teeth . She has a loud mouth and a louder rear .
P. S. Capry we appreciate the fuck out of you and wouldn’t trade you to make our lives better, because you already make our lives amazing being here with us.
Person 1: who is that
Person 2: that’s Capry she has nice teeth
When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night