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Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.
A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
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XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?
me: "how was I supposed to know that?"
A joint made up of 12 papers that's about 18" long and filled with pure weed. The term comes from the cult classic film Withnail and I.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It is impossible to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot.
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.
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When you get at least two of your friends together and eat carrots.
Me: Hey Shelly, want to have a carrot party?
Shelly: I don't know what that is, but it sounds exciting!
A guy. Who happens to be named after the famed vegetable that starred in the Aldi UK commercial. Kevin the carrot was lonely and needed to get home to his family for Christmas. A GREAT nickname for people all ages named Kevin. They will love you for it.
Kevin the carrot loved his new nickname, it would never live up to whatever he came up with.
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Homosexual man performing hand jobs in the motion of pulling carrots from the Earth repetitively in a vigorous manner.
Hey, check out those carrot pullers in the short shorts!