Carrie

Usually slutty, dresses VERY inappropriately, looks like she just came out of a bush, smells like a sewer or a dog, swallows more semen than the Bermuda Triangle. Spend's most of her spare time sleeping with men she picks up on her corner charging different prices for her STD's. She's is the kinda girl who doesn't know how to say no to people. Usually chewing gum to hide the dick and the semen which is on her breath

Person 1 : She's such a whore
Person 2 : NO, she's more of a Carrie

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Carrie

A total bitch who has no respect for others and likes to purposefully piss people off. A total asshole.

Man, Carrie is such an asshole, she can suck my dick!

9👍 79👎

carry in, carry out

a rule that state parks try to enforce, but they lead into temptation in breaking it

Carry in, carry out is a great rule, but why do state parks provide trash cans after they post signs saying this? What gives?

3👍 9👎

Carrie Lam

1. Current Chief Executive of Hong Kong, CCP's puppet.

2. Self-proclaimed mother of all Hongkongers.

3. True mother of Hong Kong's mutual destruction. (Cantonese: 攬炒, laam2 caau2)

Single-handedly forced a democratic awakening among Hongkongers early 2019 by pushing forward the Extradition Bill and allowing police brutality.

Hongkonger: Liberate Hong Kong! Democracy now!
Nmslese: nmsl
Carrie Lam: oh crap.

1415👍 96👎

carrie fisher

Carrie Fisher is everyone's space mom. She plays Princess Leia in Star Wars

Carrie Fisher is love. Carrie Fisher is life

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Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

stand and carry

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.

As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.

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