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A mystical castle keep of folklore and legend. Guarded by the evil werewolves and zombie cats it has never beeen captured or even described until this day.
Zarganzig's castle was the setting of the famous "Whiiple Creak" Massacre in 1643.
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the REAL mxc, all of MXC is actually from takeshis castle a show in the 80s in japan.
i would really like to hear what the guys are really saying like guy ledouches real voice
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Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.
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A bowel movement that is soft, has no shape and therefore piles up in the toilet bowl like a sand castle made from dripping wet sand. Often the result of a poor diet and/or lack of hydration.
"Dude, I just made a huge drip castle...must have been all the buffalo wings & beer I had last night."
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An electronic music duo that, if you believe them, weren't meant to be a band. Supposedly, their song Alice Practice (which happens to have an amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected melody with soul-wrenching indiscernible vocals), is really just Alice practicing. I think they said once that they used a keyboard with a nintendo soundcard. The two members are Claudio and Alice, and although they aren't signed yet, they should be. They're named after She-ra's home, NOT crystal meth (which is what I thought at first.) You can find all their music on myspace or limewire.
I just listened to Crystal Castles for about an hour and I think my life is complete.
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Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.
The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."
"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."
"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."
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A game that gets loudmouths to shut up. Usually used as a meditative exercise for the sane individual before sleep. Also known as a competitive children's game where the child who stays silent the longest receives a non-existent prize.
Lara: You know this guy who was hitting on me, blah blah bl-
Jane: I have a great idea, let's play Silent Castle One, two, three, go!
**Quiet**
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