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the greatest baseball player of all time in fact. He is currently the backup catcher on the New York Mets. Ramon is adored around the world for his ability to hit homeruns, steal bases, rape little girls, throw out runners and everything else. Ramon will carry the New York Mets on his back to the World Series this year.
Nicole: Who is Ramon Castro
Evaniel: ZOMG WTF. He is only the uberest of all baseball players to ever play.
Tony: <Phear Teh Castro>
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1. A fine cigar of excellent calibur.
2. Me when i'm drunk.
pass me a fidel castro my good man
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Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.
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Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.
I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.
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The sexual act of a man taking a dump in his hand and putting it in the womans mouth like a cigar.
While Johnny and Marie where fornicating Johnny gave Marie a nice and hot Castro's Cigar.
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A super small town in the Bay Area. Where everyone knows everyone. There’s barely any thing to do there, we have one movie theater that only plays one movie. If anyone asks where’s Castro Valley we say it’s near Oakland and San Leandro. The people there are mostly druggies, and people who think their hard. Most people are petty, but some are friendly. It’s one of those towns you pass through and that’s about it.
I just drove through Castro Valley it looked like a ghost town.
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An alcoholic drink, similar to the Cuba Libre, but with Coconut rum, making it a twist on that, hence a Crazy Castro. Invented by Dave Klassen.
"Bruce Lee just fuckin' loved crazy castros"
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