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When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches
to thoroughly dig after sweets when offered
Guy 1: Want some candy?
Guy 2: Yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible*
Guy 1: Damn, don't go all caterpillar on it!
a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.
Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.
Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground
Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!
Derrick: Yeah alright.
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to be full,
multiple, many
crammed
I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer
The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer
When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.