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A 4 legged creature that meows a lot when they're hungry.
Garfield, Heathcliff, Felix are all examples of a cat.
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A cat is a furry creature, with claws. Can get annoyed if you stroke him/her too much. Cats can attack dogs, and cats are faster than dogs. Cats are the best hunters, no wonder, they have the best sense of smell, sight and hearing ever, and are really silent. They can run very fast, and if there was a dog after them, cats can do things dogs cant. A cat can climb trees, whereas dogs dont have claws that sharp. Cats know how to escape dogs, and sometimes even scare them off. To escape, they just walk on the fences, climb the trees until they are at their catflap. The dog is probably in the way, so the cat launches himself/herself off the fence, jumps onto the dog, and into the catflap. Mine does anyway. To scare them off, cats have very sharp 'fangs', and their claws beat all! Cats have special moves in attacks, not just the boring old scratching and biting. Curl Up Move: The cat curls up, waiting for the dog to come. As soon as the dog is close, the cat is ready and starts shredding the dog up, scraping the dog with his/her feet, tearing the dog up with his/her front claws, also biting with the mouth and hissing.
Combo Scratch: The cat jumps from the fence onto the dog, and starts using his/her claws to rip up the dog.
The Painful Move: The cat gets out his/her claws, leaps at the dog's face from some object like a fence, and claws the dog up. People think that bigger creatures are ALWAYS better, but its not true.
Hey, your cat is so furry!!
I cant believe your cat ripped up my dog, man! He had scratches all over him!
My cat is a lovely female cat. She is the cutest you can get, and guess what? I got her for free. I found her in a tree, there was a bigger cat under the tree, dead, I guessed the corpse was her mother. I took her from the tree, and brought her home. She is so cute! Furry, warm, and when she sleeps, she leaves a lovely warm patch! Get her to sleep somewhere on your bed and once she wakes, theres a lovely warm patch waiting for you! She makes some of the cutest cat noises. She does sometimes use her claws and fangs.
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"Cat: one hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf." B. Kliban
The most excellent illustrator B. Kliban could draw cartoon cats, realistic cats, and most especially cats that resembled a meatloaf. He knew cats, and cats knew him.
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1. A Domestic Animal Usualy Small Furry
2. A Cool Person
3. Cat Copy Something
1.Is That Your New Cat Aww He's So Furry
2.Them Cats Are Good At Pool
3.You Catted My Lyrics You Waste Man
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A piece of fluff that constantly scritches you as you walk by. It also bites you to eat your juicy flesh. They bankrupt you by etting the treats. They have many fluffs so they say goodbye to their fluffs and drop the fluffs as they lay on your $100 couch that they scratched.
Stop scratching me, Fluffy! Bad Cat! OUCH. I SAID STOP!
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Cute little intelligent creature, will be your best friend unless you do something to upset her. When you see her you will be unable to take your eyes off how graceful she is. If backed into a corner she will attack and she never forgets if you have wronged her in any way. Her sharp claws and almost vampyre like teeth can be deadly.
That Cat is a beauty. My cat scratched me badly. My cat Lucy gives me kisses.
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