charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

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Charity Case

A woman who is ugly, fat, and tends to wear a do-rag or fake hair wig to work at a high end retail store. She is over the hill. She has worked for the same minimum wage job for the past 5 years. She begs at work. She will tell you horror sob stories to make you feel bad for her and in the long run will use this to get everything she wants. There is nothing you can do to get rid of her because she has everyone under her pity thumb.

Charity Case: you know girl, I use to steal people's wallets and use their identities. I worked for free just to prove I wanted a job, just to prove I was worthy. You know, my mom was in jail, my car was broke...
Gullible Person: Oh I feel sorry for you. Let me give you what you want.

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Charity Chester

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.

That Charity Chester chick is amazing.

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charity chase

A phrase describing the stretch of justification for a cause as a tax write-off.

"Each time I take out my trash, I log the time at 10 dollars per hour and then use that value as a charitable donation." That's a charity chase.

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charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"

Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

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Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

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Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

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