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Cheerleader

A person who defends their "high" level of intelligent by typing "and for all of u that think cheerleaders are dumb then u are so wrong."

I can't even watch the football game anymore, the damn cheerleaders keep on getting in the way.

by Liberal Hippie Douche June 21, 2005

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cheerleader

Slutty bitches who crave attention. It's said they couldn't be able to live without it, however this theory has never been proven due to the fact they get mass amounts of attention anyway for carrying the shallow, clone-like personalities they've acquired over the years. Why does this get them attention? Because it's a pretty big deal when the quarterback's condoms all breaks and half the team gets pregnant. They're generally stupid and aren't able to think for themselves. They swallow anything right up that's mainstream or what someone tells them they should like. They look at other non-cheerleaders as far below them and, when joining a cheer squad, generally stop being friends with those who have not crossed over to the evils of cheerleading. Because they are the superior race, they believe only in wearing extremely bright colors, and, when going out on a limb in wearing a darker color, risk the rejection of their fellow cheerclones.

They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties.

However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.

"Those who can't do, become a cheerleader."

by Brianna Jonsan June 8, 2007

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cheerleading

stupid cult mistaken for a sport. It was invented by someone who wanted to be a gymnast but was too stupid to do it. cheer leading is a ripoff of gymnastics.

coach: you can't be a gymnast
blonde: i'll invent cheerleading!

by cheersucks666 April 15, 2009

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cheerleader

A member (and possibly the leader) of the Teen Girl Squad. She is the one that asks the burning question: "Are you ready to look SO GOOD!!!!?"

If you look SO GOOD!!!!, then chances are you're probably Cheerleader.

by Maikeru November 29, 2003

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cheerleader

A hard worker who can be of any race, ethnicity, religious background, gender, or the like. These people are far too stereotyped and put down so often it makes me sick. They are NOT all slutty girls — otherwise they wouldn’t be people, because all people are different. They DO NOT just jump around and wave pom-poms; they do extremely difficult and dangerous routines that have led to injury on more than one occasion. They practice for hours on end, and even when they’re all in sync and their cheer seems perfected, they keep going, because that’s just how hard they work.

Not all cheerleaders are female, either! When I get to high school, I’m actually going to try out; I’m trans male, too. And don’t call me out for not being a real man because I want to cheer — guys are often the powerhouse of the cheer squad, and are vital in many routines. I’m not saying girls can’t be strong; in fact, they can be much stronger than guys! But male cheerleaders are a very big part of some cheer squads, so don’t think they’re gay or whatever. (Some male cheerleaders are gay! And that’s perfectly fine.)

Cheerleading is a sport, in my opinion — my biggest reason for believing this is because gymnastics and dancing are the main make-up of it, which are both sports. A sport isn’t always about competing, either! Sideline cheerleading is one hundred percent a sport.

Anyways, that’s my opinion, and I will stand by it for as long as I live.

“That guy is such an amazing cheerleader!”
“I know, right? He makes the cheerleading pyramid look so easy!”

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“Those cheerleaders are total sluts.”
“What they are is hard workers, so leave them alone.”

by a bisexual cheerleader September 22, 2019

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Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders are most likely the most annoying people that you will ever meet and i want to shoot them all... most of thenm are preps and make fun of all people who arent cheerleaders you usually dont like them unless you are a jock which is also a fag

cheerleaders need to die!!

by BenjiMadden4ever March 16, 2005

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Cheerleading

THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD!
yes thats right a SPORT.
Real competitive cheerleading IS a sport. It requires a lot of endurance, strength and flexibility. Waving pom poms isn't a sport, that you can have. But go and try real cheerleading.
and if its not a sport, why is it being considered to be in the olympics seeing as they have a team Canada who won this past year. Go try it, lets see how well you do. :)

in any other sport if you miss the catch all you loose is the ball.

WOOO CHEERLEADING :)
cheer for life <3

by woooooo123 August 18, 2009

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