Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.

We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!

The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.

I gave Mary Jane the Texas Chili Dog last night.

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Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

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kentucky chili dog

When a man is in transition from vagina to anal insertion he spits his dip spit on his penis then proceeds to go ass to mouth for the finish

I totally pulled the kentucky chili dog on this chick last

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Alaskan Chili Dog

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

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Columbus Chili Dog

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.

Columbus Chili Dog

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Cincinatti [Chili Dog]

Take a huge shit on woman's chest and then use feces as lube for tity-fuckin

I gave her the ole Cincinatti Chili Dog.

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