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Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015


Chinese Meltdown

Originally a drug taking practice where the user takes one Ecstasy pill orally and inserts another as a suppository.

The term was later bastardized to refer to any simultaneous use of the mouth and anal sphincter.

For example vomiting and defecating simultaneously or receiving oral and anal sex at the same time.
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Common usages:

1) Person A: "Ross was cutting mad shapes last night"

Person B: "Didn't you hear? He was on a Chinese Meltdown"

2) Person A: "Ricky likes to eat a ham and cheese sandwich whilst taking a dump."

Person B: "Partial to a Chinese Meltdown is he?"

3) The porn star was suckling on a flaccid penis whilst taking a stiff one up the shite pipe. The film was called 'Chinese Meltdown Sluts 4'.

by ParticleWorm September 4, 2011

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chinese bj

When u blow air in someone's anus and make them cum

Mary went to the other side and gave me a Chinese bj

by J dizzle d February 12, 2016

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Chinese Copy

commonly used to describe products which are cheap in price and are of usually not good quality.
the product may or may not be a duplicate copy of a well known branded item.
the product may or may not be made in china (eventhough they usually are)

oh ! dont worry dear its just a chinese copy

by universal soldier iii November 30, 2010

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Chinese Left

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.

by mpmoran February 28, 2011

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chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017


Chinese Fuckdrill

A variation of the Chinese Firedrill, a Chinese Fuckdrill is started by a member of a sexual encounter shouting out "CHINESE FUCKDRILL" after which all members switch positions, givers become receivers, and vice versa.

Man 1: Dude, that Chinese Fuckdrill last night was intense
Man 2: Yeah, it was my first time receiving, I loved it

by Lonelylittlechildren March 31, 2015