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Women who are outside chatting on their way to their cars who give people money when they don't have enough to pay for their order total.
Person 1: Oh no! I only have 20 dollars and my total is $21.66. What ever will I do?!
Person 2: Hey, look! There are some Chipotle Nuns! They'll save the day!
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The "Chipotle effect" occurs after eating a delicious Chipotle burrito/bowl/etc when you feel overly full for about 30-60 minutes, only to be completely starving immediately after that time--as if you hadn't eaten all day.
Aww, I just finished a deliciously huge Chipotle burrito!
I am so full now :D
*45 minutes later*
Ugh, stupid Chipotle effect, I am completely starving now!
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A woman from your work that you are not interested in.
The Chipotle Bulleeto from downstairs invited Nate out to lunch, he went, but only for the free burrito.
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A derogatory term for a Hispanic person. So named because even as a person of color, Hispanic people's lighter skin means that they still benefit from white privilege and are closer to being white people than a black person would be.
"Jose just got hassled by the cops for just walking!"
"Whatever. Chipotle mayo like him probably did something anyway.
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When you shit on a girls chest rub it in and have a tit wank
Omg I can’t have a chipotle burrito shes got no tits
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The fandom created to support the single handedly best burrito chain in history... DUH
Hey Jim, you want to join the chipotle gang with me?
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A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"
Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"
Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"
Father: "What buddy?"
Child: "Chipotle is my life!"