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When you're doing your partner up the ass, then you pull out and they perform fellatio on the still excrement-covered member
Dude, Sam's sister gives a mad choco job, you gotta see for yourself!
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An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.
"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.
"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.
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Buttercream Choco Cookie is a B-grade Cookie with the ability to give a coin bonus from 5% up to 25%. It is recommended to level him up very early in the game, as he is one of the best Cookies for Coin Farming. Although his Combi Pet is Dust Unicorn, players tend to use alternative Pets to get more Coins out of runs.
I like Buttercream Choco Cookie
When two or more people attempt to eat choco tacos while maintaining eye contact and a straight face. Whoever laughs first loses.
I won the choco taco challenge because Jim couldn't keep a straight face when I licked the ice cream out.
Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
WHEN PERFORMING THE SHOCKER WHILE THE GIRL IS ON THE RAG, AND HAS DIARRHEA.
MY GIRL WAS NOT INTO IT LAST NIGHT, SO I GAVE HER THE CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY INSTEAD.
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