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A non-stop Saturday morning competition designed by parents to make their children's life a "livin' hell". Similar to the Olympics - Chore-a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children participate in a variety of competitions. These include the 100M mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. Parents - like the IOC rule over the games and govern activities to ensure participants abide by the rules. The closing ceremonies of Chore-a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of "forced labor" or "unfairness" which result in threats to call Children's Aid and/or Police.
"Dude I'm stuck inside today. My parents are holding 'Chore-a-thon' and my old man has hope I might be the next Phelps!
Talking while doing chores which makes it much easier, faster, and less boring
I'm chore talking while doing chores.
Something a lover must do for their partner to keep her happy with him.
Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!
What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
A task.adults made up that children do for lazy people . For example, washing the dishes isn't a chore, it is just washing other people's dirty dishes while they sit around and be lazy .
You have chores to do . (not really a "chore" but, something lazy people don't do .
a cute way to put "child labor"
Mom: go do your chores!
Son: Isn't that just forcing me to do labor?
Mom: ...