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A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite
Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.
I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
When one’s testicles are abnormally wet, and freeze over to create the effect of icicles on the scrotum
“Hey Jim what’s wrong?”
“Just having a rough day... woke up with some christy knockles”
“Aw shit man that’s the worst”
A short stroke while deep inside your partner, generally a woman. This stroke provides greater pleasure the woman than the man and helps couples with quick-man syndrome.
I felt I was getting too close, but she wasn't far away either, so I switched to the sticky christy. That helped us both get there that night.
To fart, specifically while on top of someone.
Dude, it smells so bad. Did you pull a Christy?
If you don't stop pulling Christy's we are gonna have to kick you out of the car. Now open the damn window.
Christy pulled a Christy.
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Former New Jersey Attorney General running as a Republican against incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine for New Jersey Governor 2009. He has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.
p1 "Who are you voting for Governor"
p2 "Jon Corzine."
p1" Wth? After he messed up our state? vote for chris christie"
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1. Swagging and fagging at the same time.
2. Someone who is very skilled at getting faggy.
3. When you're getting down with the boys but you're actually going down on the boys.
1. Sean was definitely pulling a Fagatha Christie when he walked in with his cane last week.
2. He doesn't wear nice enough clothes, definitely not the Fagatha Christie we're looking for.
3."Hey Bro's, wanna chill tonight? Promise, no fagatha christie's."
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