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(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.
(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
Highwaychild17: You're the biggest Chuck Norris I've ever seen.
Chuck Norris: ...
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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The man Chuck Norris, he can clear an entire forest with just his hand. Chuck Norris once decided to sell his pee on the internet, we now have Redbull. Chuck Norris doesn't read books he just intimidates them for knowledge.
Chuck Norris can break bedrock just by looking at it.
Literally the most powerful being on earth. He defeated Shaggy using a spoon and a dried up piece of grass.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
You simply do not search up the definition of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris search up the definition of YOU
I ran for my life last night from Chuck Norris
You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
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Chuck Norris is a puss.....
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
God became "intangible" and retreated to Heaven to escape from Chuck Norris.
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