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The act of dry humping a portable radiator
On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast
The desirable high when you want to relax; not too sober, not too high, just high enough. Not to be confused with productivity highs, but to instead be related to laziness and relaxation. This is a substitute for the term "couch-stuck."
Jay: Yeah man, that bowl has got me lifted. I don't want to move my damn leg an inch.
Larry: Hell yeee, I'm clam-kushed as a mothafucka.
It's the same as Going Ham only for a chick. (Going Ham is doing something "Hard As a Motherfucker"....now only for a guy.)
"Did you see Diana Taurasi today, she was going clam."
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Fake vagina used for male stimulation/masturbation.
Hey, Mitch! you should try this Pocket Clam. I used it last night and it felt amazing!
When a female wipes her self from back to front after going to the bathroom
Last night I went down on her she smelled liked she wiped from back to front ending up with a nasty poop clam .
When a female drops trow and presses her bare ass and mule lip up against a restaraunt window while the victim is eating. Female version of the fruit basket.
These shitty nacos were kicking my gag reflex until Lisa Loadlapper gave me the clam basket. I'd sure like to fill her cooch with my load.
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Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!
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