cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

Clocking you

This occurs when someone follows your typical movements over a period of time as part of a plan, such as an escape or a crime.

The inmates were clocking you and the Sergeant's cell checks to time a drug deal.

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

Guyological Clock

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.

John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

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clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.

(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.

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Shot Clock

A dating concept referring to the unofficial amount of time an individual (typically a man) has to admit any feelings possessed for someone (a female) he is romantically or sexually interested in. Once the "shot clock" runs out, the person typically loses interest and the opportunity to get with them is lost altogether.

The shot clock is ticking, he's about to miss out.

Why is he waiting so long to shoot his shot? His clock is about to run out, I'm tired of waiting.

If John doesn't shoot his shot, I'm gonna ghost him and see if Sam wants to shoot his shot.

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on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!