Lebmuh Clog

"Eleven o'Clock", typically pronounced by a street person or wino; The normal time they are awakened by the local constabulary.

Similar terms include "Foe Clog" (4 o'clock), "Sebmuh Clog" (7 o'clock) and "Ay Clog" (8 o'clock).

Pronunciations are not necessarily exclusive to race (ie, Ebonics), as many street people end up speaking this way from the consequences of bad dental habits.

Cop - "C'mon fella, wake up and get the hell off that bench. Dont'cha know what time it is?"

Street dude - "Sho' do, officer. It's lebmuh clog."

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Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

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clogged drain

when the female queefs while her partner is ejaculating inside of her so it sprays out and he comes on himself!

jered was fucking me to much so i "clogged drain" and backed it up and he blew on himself!

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[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

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Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

Clog job

The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

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pop your clogs

In the UK, to die, usually a natural death.

three packs a day?? You'll pop your clogs before you time, sonny Jim.

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