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When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.
Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
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(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.
When you get something sharp in your eyes.
Sir what happened?
I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE
I see you got a cockered
One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.
A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.