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A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.
Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"
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Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.
Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.
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A pauper.
Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.
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A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.
Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"
BC's Friend: "You are a douche"
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A girl who has been gutted out by a lot of men in her life time. Hence the term "bone collector."
"See that chick over there, I heard she's fucked about twenty dudes, she's a real bone collector."
"Me and my boys just ran train on this chick. She's a fuckin bone collector."
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A person who swallows multiple loads of semen in a short period of time and then vomits it back up like a bee does with honey.
I knew a nectar collector back in college. She blew 6 guys in less than an hour and threw it back up all over my dorm room.
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Someone who has an unusual amount of skin moisturizer for unknown reasons
"Tim was hella awkward around the hoes, he had to become a lotion collector"