A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
My family makes 70 thousand a year but we are still Columbia poor
I confusing way to refer to "Columbus Day."
Hey, It's Columbia Day!
Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.
"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"
"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
City University of New York at Columbia, because we all know the Ivy League is only HYP.
The two worst colleges in New York: SUNY Ithaca and CUNY Columbia.