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Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 10, 2021


Celebrity Commit

When you make a commit in someone else's pull request. Similar to the Celebrity Shot.

Ben repeated some code in his latest pull request, so Derek just went ahead and fixed it with a celebrity commit

by bigswangy February 28, 2020


Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019


committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017


hulu and commit

When you find a person you plan to stay with and binge watch a series together till your eyes hurt. Just one more season, sleep is for the weak.

We have a lot to catch up on let's just hulu and commit tonight dear....

by Darkceltic October 14, 2015

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hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.

A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!

by Xenu2001 November 7, 2015

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Committed Atheist

A committed atheist is an atheist who firmly believes that God's existence is impossible, and does not exist. This is also known as positive atheism, which is the explicit rejection of the belief in god and religions.

Committed atheists are most likely to be Anarchists, Marxists (dialectical materialism), Nihilists, and Anti-Theists.

He was a lifelong committed atheist, and constantly criticized religion.

by Kelmeer23 January 28, 2023

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