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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

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Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...

What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.

Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"

by QuacksO February 24, 2023


Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets September 9, 2017


compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018


compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit

person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder

by junistsantiago December 15, 2010


Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.

Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.

by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021


Compulsion

Fine... So long as it happens to the right people...

Hym "Yeah, well, it seems to be the case that your 'Arc' is more of a Titanic life-boat situation where the unconscientious low status men are covertly exsised from society or faced with compulsion. So no... No minority report world for charlatans. Not going to happen."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2023