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computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Computer

Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator

Citizen, is the computer your friend?

by Phil-U-INN July 20, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


computer

The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.

Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses

Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn

by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Computealism

The form of digital art which manipulates real scenarios/scenes in a fashion which maintains that realism.

The digital transformation of the real subject need not be physically plausible, as long as that realism is maintained.

For example, transforming a real building into a robot would be considered computealism as long as there were enough real looking steps in the transformation from real building to digital robot.

A simple morphing of the above building into a robot would not be enough to constitute computealism.

Also see realuterism

For example digitally destroying a real building by means of digital explosion or collapse would be computealism

Or,

transforming a tongue into a person, provided there is enough visual evidence to support a supposed scientific understanding of the transformation.

by AngelDali August 5, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


computer

i love you so much๐Ÿ˜

i computer you

by kamaaina April 5, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Computer

A device where you can watch pornos

I want to watch some porn on my computer

by Jose espanolahahaha October 22, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Computer

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

by IDon'tEven July 13, 2014

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