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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010


Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019


Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009


tony rotondo conference

Overpriced and underdelivering scam artists.

Oh that tony rotondo conference is like a tupperware party for dentists.

by slipperysquidlywalruseel September 29, 2021


Conference Hunter

A person who signs up to all relevant and irrelevant events and conferences for the sake of food , round-trips or hotel accommodations offered in these conferences

Most of the participants in this conference are conference hunters. They don't have much interest in the conference content. They are here for the free round-trip, accommodation, and free food

by Uncle Ali March 28, 2020


Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend from a delegation that isn't yours.

Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 19, 2018


Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 19, 2018