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n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass
"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"
He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.
a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.
Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"
Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!