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When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!
Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.
"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."
The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.
Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"
Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"
He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.
n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass
"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"