He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.
a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.
Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"
Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.
I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.
the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!
Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.
"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."