Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

self conny

try hards

i am j4ck and i am a try hard "self conny"

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Creepy Connie

A person who is very bold and unreserved in their interactions to the point of making others uncomfortable.

Person A: "He walked up to me at the bar and just started touch my hair."
Person B: "Ew! He's such a creepy Connie!"

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connie's cheese

A white, cheesy substance that builds up around an unclean vagina...looks a lot like cottage cheese, but smells worse.

I didn't have time to take a shower and by the end of the day I had connie's cheese all over....it looks just like cottage cheese.

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Connie Dang

1. Similar to the phrases goddamn and motherfuck, connie dang is a "stronger" version of the euphemism dang.

Refers to Connie Talbot from Britain's Got Talent, a 6 year old girl with a voice that makes you want to scream what the fuck 1000 times over.

Dude 1: Bro, this party is wack

Dude 2: Yeah nigga, wtf, everyones ugly as fuck!

*two smoking hot blondes walk by and wink*

Both: Connie Dang!!!

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Conny Wacker

A Catholic

Conny Wackers stink like crackers

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must be a connie

1. fake person.
2. they are annoying and bug the living crap out of you.
3. can't be trusted
4. a bitch

also seen as:

-"like a connie"
-"she's such a connie"

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH "Connie" THE GIRL NAME.

Ruby: "OH MY GOSH SHE STOLE MY WORD."
Yvette: "Must be a connie"
Ruby: "Yeah, you're right."

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