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The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT
A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
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noun, verb.
Cook, 1.) A largish wookie with the capability to speak/own.
2.) A large, hairy bearlike creature with a hobby of 'puttin' the hurt' on smaller creatures of similar features.
Cook,3.) To kill, wrestle, shove crayons up one's nose.
1.) Look at that Cook! Is he our Science teacher?!
2.) Hayden, you shouldn't use that sorta language. You will seriously get yourself Cook'd.
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The process of inducing pleasure to one’s genitalia, but prolonging the act of reaching an orgasm making such orgasm better the longer the genitalia is stimulated.
Yea man, I had the whole day to myself so I decided to cook an orgasm for five hours. After I bust, that shit was so powerful it knocked me out.
A cooking channel that is YOUR source of the best food out there, you wont need any other cooking channel other than this one. See, I guarantee that by the end of the day you will start praying to the mentally insane girl (whom is Haachama) and chant "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING,HAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAM-"
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "
Person 2: "Hey Fread hows it going?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"
1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.
2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.
3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?
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"Cooking in the Stew" is a saying used when someone is acting foolish, boisterous, or if they're just acting out for no good reason.
Person 1: Why is (insert name here) acting so off today?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I think they're just cooking in the stew.
When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.
“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”
“Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”
“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”
“Stop backseat cooking.”
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