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Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.
A slice of Costco pizza wrapped around a Costco hotdog.
Shopping in Costco makes me hungry for a Costco taco. At the snack counter, "One hot dog and a slice of pizza, please."
A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
The process of passing another Costco shopper in an aisle, heading in the opposite direction, only to meet them in the next aisle, in the same basic place from the end of the aisle.
I see you bought the rice too. Let's see what interests us in the next aisle as we Costco pass each other there.
The act of buying something you might not need from Costco because you can always return it later. Similar to a college try.
There was a really cool air fryer on sale, so I gave 'er the ol' costco try.
Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk
Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
Lets go to Fantasy Costco
Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true, got a deal for you!