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"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.
Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."
When you slap someone across the face with your dick when questioned if your being out in public is an "essential trip".
Went to the hardware store during the stay at home order to get some paint. Some guy in line outside the store was giving me crap about how only essential people should be out - so I asked him "oh yeah? Is this essential?!" And gave him a Covid Slap to shut him up.
The biggest cockblock in history
Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19
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When places that should be packed with people are seemly peaceful but very uncomfortably quiet.
The covid-quiet, peaceful streets here in the heart of New York city are a bit upsetting, and depressing. This is Columbus Circle - we need our tourists, shoppers, locals, businesses, gawkers, buskers, artists, and everyone making noise and a big, fun mess!
1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.
She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.
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Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.
"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."
When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat
Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20