Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

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manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

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ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.

Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.

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ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

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anal cramp

1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.

1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?

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Penis cramp

Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.

Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major penis cramp last night.
Daniel: That's crazy dude, got milk?

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wiener cramp

The wiener is a muscle, and like all muscles of the body it can sometimes from lack of proper stretching techniques or dehydration, suffer from muscle cramps.

I was out for a jog with my girlfriend, and while jogging behind her I suffered a wiener cramp. I should have properly stretched before my run.

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