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the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work
Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"
Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."
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A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.
Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.
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Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”
“Bitch, come get yo CLF”
sucking shit out of ones bum hole whilst underwater then swimming to the serfice and shouting cranberry duck.
Jake hardman was the winner of cranberry duck, because he had the most shit in his mouth.
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When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
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December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.
Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!
Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!
Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.
Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)
Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!