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close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

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crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 9, 2003

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Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

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waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave August 28, 2007

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flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

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waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 6, 2006

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crapper john


a slang word to use when to refering to anger


crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 7, 2003

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