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Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
a group of retardeds also referred to as a ''cannon fodder brigade'' made out of useless people who dont know how to fight
that idiot is in crawford he didnt even shoot when he saw me
A guy whos main sexual drive is in search of the otphj, or if you arent in the know, the "over the pants hand job"
"yo is your boy gonna get it in tonight"
"nah bro, he is a Crawford, that's not his bag"
this guy is a dude. he loves his anime and mincraft videos. his favorite thing to do is watch other people play video games. he loves porn.
that such a crawford
A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."