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Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee
Hairy hairy man
He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts
Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????
A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind
trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself
Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself
Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase
Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡
A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday
Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u
Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.