Creamie Weamie

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.

Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.

creamy beany

a insult

rico: you such a creamy beany finn
fin: i’m telling my mommy

Creamy Sanchez

Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.

I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.

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Creamy Avalanche

When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.

My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!

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Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

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creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.

Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.

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creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes

She had some creamy toes when i got done

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