Random
Source Code
Random
During the act of intercourse, whilst reaching the point of climax, the male must quickly grab a tortilla (refrigerated/microwaved) and proceed to relieve his load into the tortilla. After the tortilla is prepared fajita style, the male feeds the creamy snack to his deserving partner.
My wife said she was hungry, so I gave that bitch a good ol' creamy fajita.
when two gay nigger faggots have an orgy
damn john just gave his dad a creamy monke
Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.
I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.
11👍 2👎
When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.
My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!
43👍 16👎
Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.
Coined on Weeds.
The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,
Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.
10👍 2👎
When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.
Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.
7👍 1👎
When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes
She had some creamy toes when i got done
17👍 5👎