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A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.
I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.
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When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs
Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.
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When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.
Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...
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You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.
Agent: What's your credit card number, please?
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
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Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card
Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
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When, one male slides his "unit" through another man's ass crack.
i saw that silly guy and i gave him a man credit card
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In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm