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Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand
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The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"
Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
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The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
To take credit means to accept honor for an achievement. The implication is that the honor is not deserved. Someone might take credit for inventing something.
Person A: Yo bro, thanks for turning the bully down.
Person B: It's okay bruv, not a big deal.
Person A: You probably should take credit for doing that.
Whenever there is an additional scene or scenes following the end of a movie. This generally refers to the very end of the credits, but anything after the credits start counts.
Dude, did you see the Credit Pwnage in Iron Man 2? They showed Thor's Hammer!
someone who does no work but takes all of the credit, someone who uses "we" when it comes to work she wants you to do, but sits and takes all of the credit herself for the work that you did. Someone who doesnt talk to you for 2 days if you dont do 110% of her work. Someone who acts stressed out and screams and swears to act like shes busy so no one bothers her. someone who leaves work early all of the time. someone whos time off grows interest.
Crazy Eye is SUCH a lazy credit siv, she needs to retire.