Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris

A cup of Ace (Ace Champagne)
A cup of Goose (Grey Goose Vodka)
A Cup of Cris (Cristal Champagne)
All are high-quality and expensive alcohol brands mentioned in the song Fancy by Iggy Azalea.

See Video "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea, Line 7 of Lyrics: "Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris"

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SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

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i've cried

Me every single day.

"Wow, I've cried at least 10 times today!'

Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

Cris Collinsworth

The NFL announcer that sucks Patrick Mahomes off everytime he makes any play.

There the announcer goes giving him the Cris Collinsworth treatment.