Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

no body no crime

i would have not killed ur husband if he wasnt a fucking cheater

person a:guys my husband cheated on me:(

person b:no body no crime

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War Crimes

A war crime is something you do when people aren't looking

The destination of war crimes: The Geneva convention more like the Geneva suggestion

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Partner in crime

A companion or friend that partakes in slightly illegal activities. Such activities shall not be named for legal reasons. Once you become partners in crime you are bonded for life.

Person 1: Did you hear
Person2: what?
Person 1: Rayne is my new partner in crime.

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dumb crimes

Crimes that are done from a dummies perspective

Erom found himself in a pickle when he committed a dumb crimes

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War Crimes

When your 12-year-old sister says they copied that song from TikTok.

Candice: Hey! They copied that song from TikTok!
Tony *loading shotgun*: You, my friend, have just committed several war crimes.

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Organised Crime

Disorganised and corrupt... NOT clever

The Organised crime mastermind is in jail again.. because he is above the law ?

That's what He reckons.!!
LOL
But the
Crook Cops required
To evade the law

Must follow the law

To be above the law

For deluded crims

Togetherness

law breaking
NOT Best match
Opposites attract
..
JAIL ha ha

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