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A female crocodile fanny fart.
It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.
When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.
crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.
Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore
When your poosay is to dangerous to be seen as a loss at so they then call it a “crocodile poosay”
“Omg that’s the girl with the crocodile poosay”
A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.
How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.
Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.