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Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....
Some asshole passed through the office and was crop dusting the whole damn place! What a fucker!
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After the taking of a photo where an unwanted individual, or generally unsightly person has infiltrated said photograph, the photographer uses Adobe Photoshop, or some other picture enchancing software to remove them and their fugliness from an otherwise decent looking picture.
Lisa: Say 'cheese', everyone!
Everyone: Cheese!
Janet's Ex-Boyfriend Who Dumped Her For That Tramp He Met While On Vacation in Cabo, But Then Texted Her Back The Next Day to Say He Was Sorry: Cheese!
A second later...
Lisa: Freakin' A...how did Herpes-Face weasel his way into picture?
Janet: It's okay. We can Crop and Shop him out later, and put a picture of a palm tree there instead, so people will think we went so Florida.
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During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass!!
Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass!!--how do ya like that!!"
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Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.
Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."
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The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.
When your Urban Dictionary definition implements accurately spelled words, you're going to find it will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop on the web site's most highly regarded definitions.
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Verb; the act of blowing a breezer while traveling passed one or more people. Similar to traditional crop dusting; the idea is to allow the gascious air to settle over a destination specified by the direction of travel, angle of the rear, and pressure put on the sphincter. It's a delicate yet powerful move.
Mark awoke all the sleeping people at the party when he layed a vicious crop dust over their sleeping bags. The next day they got pink eye.
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crop circle,bald,chrome dome,hairless, bald headed,baldy
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