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"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck
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the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.
"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
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One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
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An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
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a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)
“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.
1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.
2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.
3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.
4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!
A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer