A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.
When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.
“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”
“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”
It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons
joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"
A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
She has the worst crouton face this morning!
Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.
Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)