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An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.
She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.
With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.
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Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.
When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
A grim reaper who only kills chip.
We aresuch couch potatoes
I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us
Someone or something that is unlikeable beyond limits. Or when something stops working/broken.
My teacher gone crunchy during class. The computer gone crunchy when the child was playing a game.
A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)
I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.
Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
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You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
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