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A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.
A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.
Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.
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A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.
1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.
2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.
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When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!
By Ramos The Barbarian.
Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
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That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
Man I got that cucumber foreskin again
Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.
Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .
A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet
Samantha: no one ever talks to me
Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber