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Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"
"You're such a curd"
Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.
vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.